Well, here I sit on a late Sunday night. This last week has gone by so fast. I don't have the energy to write all about it tonight so the week's memories will be another blog. But I have enough alertness to at least mention last night. I had just arrived home from my Christmas holiday visiting my sister in chilly Minnesooooota. Although still trying to recover from a very festive Friday night full of wine, champagne and Aquavit (basically the liquid version of rye bread <----YUCK!! but I drank it.) I managed to go out for yet another night of holiday partying.
I felt a little out of sorts when I arrived home so I called my much loved and always funny "GB" to see if he was doing anything. He came through for me and I ended up at "M" and "A's" house for a dinner party where I was the only female in the room. What a great feeling to be surrounded by all that testosterone. Unfortunately, there wasn't a straight man in there but they were all gorgeous...need I say more? Well after a couple hours of drinking wine and some fun chit chat, we decided to hit the 'Underground' which has "gay night" on Saturday nights. (I guess I have officially become a 'fag hag'.) So off we went to fantasy land where many men were strutting around in nothing more than spandex and oiled up, buffed up abs! There I was in a room full of hard bodies, beautiful men....hundreds of beautiful men. I felt like I was in Tiffany's, so many beautiful things to look at and touch but I could never take any of them home! My wonderful "GB" introduced me to many more men that he knew and I was able to caress lots of pecs and wonderfully hard bi's and tri's, but deep down there was a sadness knowing that I could never really have any of them. And, of course, I have to mention James in all of this (of all the names to choose from it would have to be James, but that's another blog). James was the "shot man" who meandered through the club wearing nothing but spandex shorts and a sash with shot glasses to choose from and devour towards that next buzz. James is 20, barely legal, but oh so fetching in just spandex. Thanks James.....for just being you...and standing so close to me ;)
What I thought was going to be a relaxing night with friends turned out to be a night of good drinks, great company, awesome music and fabulous visual sex <---sex that doesn't get any safer.
Thanks "W" for a great night and I, too, am glad we have become friends.

If you're here at my website, well then you must be really bored or lost on the web. Unless, of course, you've stumbled on this website because I've told you to pop by and check it out! Either way, it's worth the time. For my 2 fans, my next night on stage at the Ybor Improv is Thursday, January 2nd at 8pm. And just think, one day the 2 of you can say you knew me when.... wow.

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