This week must be the week for me to run across some profound bumper stickers.
I am not a fan of bumper stickers myself. Would not put one on my car and it's not like I own any amazingly expensive car. I just don't like them. But I felt it necessary to at the very least let others know of these two bumper stickers that caught my eye.

Here they are in no particular favorite order:

* I wish I could find a florist to send two Bush's to Iraq.
* My relationship with God is fine, it's his fan club I have a problem with.